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Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 525 Points

Burrito Bison Revenge

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)

The way the cookie crumbles 5 Points

Beat the crap out of the first opponent!

Bad boy, bad! 10 Points

Beat the crap out of the second opponent!

Terminated 25 Points

Beat the crap out of the third opponent!

+99 LCK 50 Points

Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!

Robbing the robbers 50 Points

Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!

To infinity and beyond! 50 Points

Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!

Power junkie 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

Yes, sir! 100 Points

Complete all missions!

City Escape 2

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/245 points)

Jogger 10 Points

Outrun the fuzz in level one

Police Provoking 10 Points

Lose the blues in level two

Runner 25 Points

Break free from the PD in level three

Brute Force 50 Points

Settle the score in level four

City Escaper 50 Points

Make it out alive in level five

Stubborn 100 Points

Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5

Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Kill Baby Hitler

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/175 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Baby Hitler 5 Points

Looks more like it...

Mission Accomplished 10 Points

You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.

Mission Failed 10 Points

You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Madness Ambulation

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)

Daily Driver 5 Points

Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.

Truckstopper 10 Points

Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.

Atheist 25 Points

Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...

Undertaker 25 Points

...or hell, hit every single one.

Sharpshooter 50 Points

Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.

Improbability Drive 100 Points

Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/480 points)

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points

[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Mercy 5 Points

Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.

Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty

Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points

[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points

[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty

Savior's Sword 25 Points

Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points

[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points

[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points

[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points

[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points

[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Do What Comes Natural 100 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.

Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points

[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Newgrounds Rumble

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/320 points)

Hoarder Patrol 5 Points

Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.

People Pancakes 5 Points

Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.

C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points

Parry three times in one jump.

Wile E. Ways 10 Points

Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.

C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points

Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.

Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points

Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.

Meat Shield 25 Points

Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.

Survival Horror 25 Points

Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.

Wall Street Brawler 25 Points

Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.

The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points

Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.

Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points

Earn 100% Game Completion.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Sim Apocalypse

Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/500 points)

ICE AGE 5 Points

ice age scenario

NAZI ZOMBIES 5 Points

nazi zombie scenario

14 DAYS 5 Points

Survive 14 days in a row.

3 MONTHS 5 Points

Survive 3 months total

ALIENS 5 Points

alien scenario

ANARCHY 5 Points

anarchy scenario

APES 5 Points

planet of the apes scenario

DEMONS 5 Points

demon scenario

DRAGONS 5 Points

dragon scenario

GOATS 5 Points

goat scenario

NUCULAR 5 Points

nuclear war

OBAMA 5 Points

magical island master

PANDEMIC 5 Points

virus scenario

RELIGION 5 Points

religion scenario

ROBOTS 5 Points

robot scenario

ZOMBIES 5 Points

Zombie Scenario

1 YEAR 10 Points

Survive 1 year total

28 DAYS 10 Points

Survive 28 days in a row.

3 YEARS 25 Points

Survive 3 years total

50 DAYS 25 Points

Survive 50 days in a row.

100 DAYS 50 Points

Survive 100 days in a row.

100,000 50 Points

Get 100,000 points.

5 YEARS 50 Points

Survive 5 years total

10 YEARS 100 Points

Survive 10 years total

150 DAYS 100 Points

Survive 150 days in a row.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything